Piss Cold Ice is a Farm Games Network television series that premiered in 2002, originally hosted by Beautiful Harvey, Sparky Woods and Elbows LaFontaine. The program focused on rock hard analysis and featured the hosts doing a lot of drawing and using a lot of jargon and lingo that made it a High Level Comprehension Program. The hosts frequently look for extended periods of times at pictures of players thighs, ass, muscles and lips for Top Notch analysis.

Sparky Woods left the show in 2007 to coach the Portland Patriots, leaving Harvey and Elbows to host until 2014 when they left the show to elope to Europe and be in love. Several hosts attempted to replace them throughout 2015, including YouTuber KaseemG and convicted criminal Rock Bighands. By 2016, the host's ended up being Jake Gant and Steffon Knight, with Gant leaving in 2019, replaced by Alex Polakanuski. Polakanuski has since brought on his personal eunuch and sycophant Jim Sparbly to act as co-host.