Bronin Konpecki is a former centreman ice hockey player in the Farm Games ice hockey league. He played from 1979 until 1999 for the Newmarket Roadrunners, Houston Giants and Portland Patriots. He was well respected around the league for his calm and collected attitude, but undying passion for cum and hot-cold play. During the mid-to-late 90's, Bronin and Flame Crennelchovik were an unstoppable pair on the Portland Patriots' first line, culminating in a 1998 Denley Cup Championship.

Bronin Konpecki as he is today.

After his career went bust, Bronin divorced his wife, Hampy Starter, daughter of foreskin magnate Penis Starter, so he could marry his heart's one true, a girl known only as "Bert", who was of dubious age. Konpecki was 39 years old at the time. He would frequently appear in Farm Games related media, such as presenting awards at the Farm Awards Ceremony in 2001, when his jersey was retired by the Portland Patriots. At the 2003 Farm Awards Ceremony, Bronin was set to hand off the Pennyworth Memorial Trophy to Paul Desjardins, but when Paul came to collect it, Bronin attempted a surprise attack that resulted in him getting boxed the fuck out in public. This was meant to be revenge against Desjardins, as he had caused the injury that ended Bronin's career in 1999. Thus was another massive and embarrassing loss for Bronin at the hands of Paul Desjardins, a pattern that would only continue in later years.

Bronin was a frequent guest on Piss Cold Ice and The Beef Stove during the 2000's, and served as a Knight of the Denley Roundtable from 2007 until 2009. He then took a job with the Olympia Argents as a paid bully, wherein he would threaten and intimidate players and staff throughout the organization as a part of team president Cocks Rumsfeld's rough-and-tumble reinvention of the team. His career as a bully-for-hire ended quickly however, when he was given a wedgie by players Polar Eustass and Rooster Bennett and left crying by himself in the showers with a black eye after he had attempted to bully the two by grabbing their ballsacks from behind. Rumsfeld described this as "utterly pathetic" and made General Manager Broonson Prink fire Konpecki tout suite.

After the 2022 campaign, Konpecki was hired as the vice president and de-facto head of the Tulsa Tomahawks organization.

He is the first cousin of fellow player and Hall of Famer Durney Konpecki and Epping Konpecki, and father to Rhubergh Konpecki.